The sneeze in my pants

My tummy it rumbles

It gurgles and grumbles

When at last it comes forth

All etiquette crumbles

Run Bubba Run Nana

Run mother Run brother

A sneeze from my nose

And a sneeze from the other

Not quite a gale

Not quite a breeze

There's nothing quite like

My little pants sneeze

My belly did swell

'Cause I ate like a monkey

Now I don't feel well

And that smell is so funky

Toxic to man

Toxic to plants

There's nothing so vile

As the sneeze in my pants.